Not to be outdone by a certain American gentleman, (you know who you are) I have decide to throw my ring into a hat and write a quiz.
I don't know why, just wasting some of the time I could be using to plan the single handed ascent of Everest I had pencilled in for next wednesday after work.
Still, I expect it would've rained anyhow.
I must point out the 'Rules' before you all go straight to wikipedia.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, UGLY THREAT PLEASE DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA OR ANY BOOKS OR OTHER REFERENCE STUFF.
It's not much fun just looking things up. That's just like doing your homework. This is supposed to be a pub quiz type quiz. So I would suggest you get yourself a nice glass of beer, or perhaps meths in some cases, and pretend you're in a boozer. No books to look at, and on this occasion, you are Billy/Betty Nomates. You're on your own, you poor old saddo. Nobody is near enough for you to peep over their shoulder or read their lips as they blurt out the answers to their team-mates.
Besides, there really isn't any point in cheating cos there's only an imaginary prize. However, the greater your imagination, the more you stand to win. But just imagine if you will, how bad you'll feel when all your winnings have been gained not only by imagination, but also by cribbing. You'll only be fooling yourselves. And of course, a certain Mr. Clause will find out and then a certain stocking will be several pounds lighter in a few weeks. There are some dudes over whose eyes there is no wool to be found, and upon whom, there are no flies.
So, I have enabled the comment moderation again for the duration of this post only cos I don't want an email address on the blog for obvious reasons. This means that should anybody actually take part in the quiz of the day, (queeez de jour) they won't spoil it for everybody else unless I'm stupid enough to post their comment. However, if anybody posts a set of answers which are entirely incorrect, I'll post that comment and shame them forever.
Extra points may be awarded to crawlers who tell me I'm just super and all that, but points may be deducted for uber-creepyness.
Hey, I make up 'The Rules', O.K.
I will of course, endeavour to be fair and honest in the marking. Forgive me if any of the answers I give, should we all get that far, are actually incorrect. After all, I'm not the reincarnation of Magnus Sodding Magnusson, (correct)?
Disputes will be settled by a calm rewriting of 'The Rules' and history as we have previously known it.
And so, having made myself utterly clear to all and sundry,
"Let The Games begin!"
A; My dog's got no nose, how does he smell?
B; £ is to 5 as & is to ...what?
C; For what is Valentina Tereshkova most famously known?
D; What year was the R.M.S. Lusitania built and in which year did it sink?
E; Which British 'pop star' bought John Lennon's piano upon which Lennon wrote the song 'Imagine'
F; Which Major League baseball (rounders) star holds the world record for the most home runs ever?
G; On which Beatles album is the song 'Your mother should know'?
H; Who directed the following cult or blockbusting movies.
i) The King of Comedy
ii) 2001 A space Odyssy
iv) The 39 steps
v) The Doors
vi)Withnail and I
viii) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
x)Being John Malcovich
I; Name the five usual passengers of 'The Mystery Machine'
J; Which U.S. state is known as 'The Green Mountain State'
K; Which English county is known as 'The Garden of England'
L1; Who won the F.A. cup in 1936? (cough)
L2; 'If 6 was 9' , who was the drummer?
L.S.D; If it takes three men thirteen days per month to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?
M; Please put these capital cities in order determined by their distance from the equator, closest first.
London, Rekyavik, Kathmandu, Tokyo, Addis Ababa, Prague, Brasilia, Paris, WashingtonD.C. Beijing. Bonus points for saying which is furthest from the North Pole.
N; Who wrote the 1995 novel, 'The Northern Lights'
O; What was The Rolling Stones first U.K. no 1 hit single? What was their first U.S.no 1 single?
P; Who were the four U.K. prime ministers in office during W.W.1. and W.W.2?
Q; Which 'Knight of the Realm' was the controller of B.B.C. 2 from 1965 - 1968?
R; Famous actor and all round attractive hunk George Clooney tried out for which U.S. baseball team? Played which character in 'South Park'? Was born on what date? And has what middle name, if any????
S; The following names are the forenames of four famous, or famous(ish) people all nicknamed 'Spike'.
Shelton Jackson; Lindley Armstrong; Terence Alan Patrick Sean; Henry Bertold.
What are their surnames?
T; Please put these U.S. presidents into chronological order.
George H.W. Bush; Grover Cleveland; Abe Lincoln; Andrew Jackson; Theo Roosevelt; Calvin Coolidge; Bill (cigar-box) Clinton; Franklin D.R. Roosevelt; James Monroe; Ulysses S. Grant.
For a bonus five points, which one had the most vice presidents serve under them.
U; What colour shirt am I currently wearing?
V; If you were to multiply together the number of legs which the following real creatures would usually have :- spider, aye-aye, human, scorpion, llama; and then divide it by the total number of heads from these mythical creatures :- cerberus, minataur, hippocamp, gorgon, sphinx, centaur; what number do you arrive at?
W; What time is it?
X; Who played King Arthur in the epic film, 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'?
Y; The following are latin names for animals. What are their common or English names?
i) ursus americanus
ii) ornithorynchus anatinus
iii) sarcophillus harrisii
iv) ursus arctos
v) phodopus cambelli
vi) cavie porcellus
vii) lemur catta
viii) procyon lotor
ix) spirogale gracilis amphiala
x) meles meles
Z; You are on a large flat surface, like an airfield. (disused). You walk 10 metres to the south, then 10 metres to the east, then 10 metres to the north, then 9 metres to the east, 10 metres to the south west, 15 metres to the north, and finally 10.6 metres to the south west to the nearest metre, how many metres are you from where you started.
Good luck everybody, you're gonna need it. Remember NOT TO CHEAT cos it took me BLOODY AGES to write this all out and then type it and do the research(?) in the first place and it'll spoil EVERYBODY'S FUN if you do. The closing date is open, probably about a week or when I'm bored or can't mark any more.....cos I'm bored or it's all too much and threatening to ruin my kids x(christ)mas. Oh and one more thing. One of the above questions is for tie break purposes only. You don't know which one it is, but I do. So you'd better try to answer them all well, cos you may end up in a dead heat with somebody and then all your imaginary prizes will vanish in a puff of apathy.