Monday, 24 December 2007

OH CAROL!

Deck the halls with bits of plastic
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
One day left, it's getting drastic
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Stuff the bird right up it's column
Fa la lah, fa la lah, fa la laah
Feckin' Slade, let's kill the volume!
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah

Grannie snoozes, spills her sherry
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Dad's impression of Chuck Berry
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Kids with cola agitation
Fa la lah, fa la lah, fa la laah
Wizard deafens half the nation
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah

( up one tone)

Bloggers! Let's all have a party!
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Mags, Lorenzo, Meta, Marty,
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Scriptor Senex, and Raehla
Fa la lah, fa la lah, fa la laah
J.L.S. (who's not a fella)
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah

Not forgetting old man Maalie
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Who, like me, is not called Charlie
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Tortoishell and even Plumpy.
Fa la lah, fa la lah, fa la laah
Let's get pissed so no-ones grumpy.
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah

Then, of course, there's me, T. Rexy.
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Charming, erudite and sexy.
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah
Wine, gin, sherry flow, abundant
Fa la lah, fa la lah, fa la laah
Shame I just got made redundant
Fa la la la laah, la la la laah

FAH LAH LAH LAH LAAAH, LAH LAH LLAAAHMMAAAAAGH!!!!

(Roll on feckin' summer!!!!)

83 comments:

Magdalene said...

Hahahahahaha! Excellent Smithers! x

Thesaurus Rex said...

Why thank you, your Magnitude. xx

lorenzothellama said...

Brilliant, brilliant!!!
Happy Christmas my old fruit cake!
Love Lorenzo xx

Metamatician said...

Excellent llama ending, you must have been involved in sacking those responsible for sacking the other lot responsible for messing up the titles of this film.

Happy Christmas all, even Magneto.

"REX just got made redundant...
Fa la la la la...."
*shuffles away whistling*

Maalie said...

Nice one! Made me smile!

Rauf said...

Neil Sedaka ? that was different.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
funny it bees
Happy New year TR

Ju's little sister said...

Merry Christmas Rexy. I was preety out of my depth on the quiz, hence the smart alec response to the last quesiton ;-)

Merry Christmas/Solstice to you too. Hope all is well. What's your next job going to be? You should drive the milk truck.

Raelha said...

Hope everything is still flowing abundantly,especially now you don't have to listen to shite music at work.

lorenzothellama said...

Glad I'm not the only one who has been slack doing a new posting!
Love Lorenzo.

Thesaurus Rex said...

Yeah, lazy old me. There'll be abloggin' now I've done all me snoggin' and when I've cleared me noggin. And decorated my boy's bedroom, which doesn't rhyme but language can't all the time. (or can it?)

lorenzothellama said...

Got a job yet?
I could do with some help in the garden?
Lorenzo.

lorenzothellama said...

Oh well done Rex, your sarcastic comments are brilliant. Helicopters are so last year. Bicycles are the thing this year.
What is csa money? I never got any when I was left struggling to bring up four little bruisers.
In fact I got nowt. I had to go back on the streets to earn a crumb. Mmm ... crumbs.
Lorenzo T.

Ju's little sister said...

Lorenzo you should file for that which is still owing.

Best wishes in your job hunting Rexy. I still think you should drive the milk truck. Just think of the social opportunities...

Thesaurus Rex said...

J.L.S.; And the hours would fit so well with my life as a single parent.
Hope you're still enjoying the warmth and sunshine.

lorenzothellama said...

Milk float? What a wonderful idea. You might get lucky like Father Dougal did!
Lorenzo.

Magdalene said...

Oh yes! That was a great episode. I love Father Ted.

lorenzothellama said...

Me too. Isn't Father Jack adorable? And Mrs Doyle? All of them. I don't know who I like the most. Do you remember that wonderful bit with Dougal and Bishop Brennan?

Dougal: Why hello Len!

Bishop: Call me by my proper title you little bollock.

Isn't that brilliant?

Lorenzo.

Raelha said...

I've introduced Father Ted to the teachers at work, and some students. He's getting quite a following here now.

Magdalene said...

I have a frumpy old dressing gown affectionately known as 'Mrs Doyle' and of a winter evening, I'm frequently to be found 'All Doyled up and ready to stay in!'

Martin Stickland said...

Oh that is just priceless!!! I needed a good laff and you have just given it to me. Do you know I actually sang it out loud.

Well done that man. Do you know I did read one of Spike Milligans war books nearly twenty years ago and I reckon some of his madness could have warped my tiny brain.

Your are a crazy cheeky chappie!

Have a sooper dooper weekend!

lorenzothellama said...

Just one of his war books Martin? You should read them all. They get more and more serious at they go on. I've also got a first edition of Pukoon, which I think is my favourite Milligan book.
Lorenzo.

lorenzothellama said...

I had Google earth once until some bugger deleted saying it took up too many bites.
L.

Thesaurus Rex said...

You should've bitten him. Or do llamas spit when irritated?

lorenzothellama said...

Oh we spit Rexy, we spit. And kick. And bite.
Lorenzo.

lorenzothellama said...

Come on Dole Boy, isn't it about time we had a new posting. This one's been up for two months now. After all, what else is there to do once you've dragged yourself out of bed in the morning.
Lorenzo.

Thesaurus Rex said...

Decorating, washing clothes, putting my car through an M.O.T., putting some slap on, grocery graffiti, talking to myself, composing a cryptic crossword, fielding a few texts, thinking up new and exciting ways to sit and drink tea, emailing all rabbits friends and relations, dicsovering the North Pole. I mean, busy, busy, busy!

lorenzothellama said...

Yes, see what you mean. You do sound a bit busy.
Hey you, I've managed to alter the time on my comments thanks to your super-efficient instructions.
Lorenzo.

today's word is impwop

Thesaurus Rex said...

That's impwoper language. Kindly leave the forum.

Scaredy Cat said...

What does 'fecking' mean Mr Rex? My Mum never says words like that.
Scaredy.

Metamatician said...

Rex buddy old pal, you'd better get to your lady friends' blog as well as my own and come to my rescue by insulting me or some part of my body. I'm trying to play the token rude male and all these women aren't buying it. I need your help.

Oh my blog isn't about rude males so much, it's about God or the lack thereof, and I thought you might have something intelligent to say on the matter that's neither pithy nor consists of hummed song melodies. I know it's asking a lot...

Metamatician said...

And are you really composing a cryptic crossword (he asked in hopes of receiving an exciting yes but fully prepared for disappointment)?

Martin Stickland said...

hello old bean, where are you and why have you not blogged and what is the easiest way to make half a mil hard cash in a hurry?

Metamatician said...

I'll answer that last one for you, Martin. Take a whole mil and divide it in half.

Raelha said...

Yes, where's the next post? You can't still be busy with that marker pen.

Meta, 'I'm trying to play the token rude male and all these women aren't buying it.' I worked as waitess for nine years and after you've suffered chefs and waiters for that long nothing else is ever as filthy, you need to try harder. Sorry Mags, I know I shouldn't encourage, it's the waitress in me.

Viking Warrior said...

Whyeth thou hide between leaves of weed on yon blog photograph you little Hampton Wick?

Metamatician said...

Will do, Raelha. With relish!

Metamatician said...

Rex, why don't you ever show your face in full? I've seen it inadvertently on another page, and you're a handsome fellow. Why the modesty? Be confident!

Scaredy Cat said...

Yes Mr Meta, why doesn't he show his face. My mum goes all gooey when she looks at the delightful photo of him.

Metamatician said...

Do you let people pet you, Scaredy? Maybe just a little scratch under the chin, across the whiskers, and around the ears?

I just adore cats.

No loud noises or sudden movements, I promise.

Magdalene said...

I think you should post the pretty boy pictures from a few years ago. You know the phase where you kept getting arrested at customs for looking like a drug smuggler and getting ancient queens all excited with their cameras:-)

It's ok everyone it won't blow his cover, because these days he just looks like Father Jack. (Said she, safely 100 miles away from a good spanking.)

Thesaurus Rex said...

Why don't you post the band promo photos on your desk? It can't blow my cover any more than you already have and anyway, I don't look like that any more. not since that untimely incident at the Falconry Beginners Classes. I should never have allowde you to convince me to be a 'willing volunteer' from the audience.
'Balance the dead mouse on your nose, these birds are expertly trained'. No wonder I have to hide behind bushes, is it.

Martin Stickland said...

Yes Rexy babe, as Meamatician says, lets see your whole 'boat race' and 'New Year' equals 'New Post' young man.

Thanks for you funny comments on my blog, all of a sudden I feel positively sane!

Very funny! Baaaaaaaaahhh

Maalie said...

Bravo T. Rex! Join the banned Club ;-)

Viking Warrior said...

Thee blasphemous bugger. Thou hast been banned on yon yonder bluecollar blog.

lorenzothellama said...

Father Jack ... spanking ...
well I never
L

Thesaurus Rex said...

Maalie et al re Bluecollar;
I didn't even say they were wrong, just that they should stop being so hardcore and bigoted about it, and that maybe their lack of "God given" openness and free will means they are likely to end up looking up Satan's backside for all eternity. Those guys really are pitiable, paranoid, childlike, humourless and sooo very dull.

I'm going back there. And I'm going to install a jukebox, liven all those stiffs up a bit.
I love being banned, makes me feel like life is worth living. As Oscar Wilde was reported as saying, (something like)

" I would never wish to join a club that would accept me as a member"
They DEFINITELY wouldn't have let him in.

Apologies for lack of blog effort, but am decorating and being grouchy mainly at the moment.

Vikky W.; Spam, spam, spam, spam,....

Lorro; Are you still obese?

Mags; I'll save your soup and bring it anon.x

Martin; Very sincerely, always a pleasure reading and commenting on your blog posts. Now, go and listen to your dog, I expect he can give you a few hints on real estate purchases. I expect his girlfriends have even more cups to their bras than your good lady wife.

Thanx all for all your comments, funny folk!

Viking Warrior said...

'I would never wish to join a club that would accept me as a member'

Groucho Fecking Marx you ignorant little gobshite

lorenzothellama said...

Yes Rexy, I'm still a lardarse.
LtL

Raelha said...

Such pleasant conversations we have! No please can you at leadt change the title of this post I´m sick of hearing the song in my head every time I visit.

Merisi said...

Your mention of Rodrigo's Concerto de Aranjuez pulled me over here.
Now, please, don't tell me, it's still December! I thought we were over it. ;-)

Thesaurus Rex said...

Vikky W; I stand corrected. you appear to have updated your language since last we heard from ye, sorry you. Perhaps you could put Duck Soup as one of your fave films, though of course, I expect it's The Vikings (Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis) Funny, I hadn't realised there were so many Americans in Scandinavia all those years ago.
Lorro; Only joking, keep on the treadmill.
Merisi; hello. Good old Rodrigo. There's a gig at the barbican, 20th feb, £15-35. too steep, got the boy anyway.
Raelha; soon it'll be usurped, first I must regurgitate some of my creative juices. (aarg HUYUKA arg uurghh....splat!) EEEEEOOOOO!!

Viking Warrior said...

I've got the Vikings on as my favourite film you slimey little bollocks you.

Magdalene said...

I can't post the photos silly. They're on my desk and my computer doesn't have a slot to stuff them into.

"Soup? Why didn't I get any soup?" etc.

Latest W.Verif. 'igssnfck'

And who else does round here, anyway?

Viking Warrior said...

Idle, Slothful young man. Get ye hence and writeth new posting.

Magdalene said...

Yes please do, or you'll be raped and pillaged.

Raelha said...

I think someone just wants to rack up a huge comments count.

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